Grampy Gargant

The Grampy Gargant is a drinking song often sung by the Aleguzzler Gargants.

"Stompy, smashy, squishy, crunch,

Oozy blood, and screaming lunch,

Snatching finger, squirming toes,

Chompy mouths beneath yer nose.

In yer gob, or down yer pants,

If it wriggles or it rants,

Squeeze it hard to shut it up,

Squish it into bloody muck.

Take a chomp or take a swig,

Let 'em squeal like a pig,

Chew 'em up,

Munch, munch, munch,

Stompy, smashy, squishy, crunch!"

Sources

• 1: Grand Alliance: Destruction - Aleguzzler Gargants, pg. 70-71